Migration

Guest: "When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that."
Basil: "But that is Torquay, madam."
Guest: "Well it's not good enough."
Basil: "Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."
Guest: "Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea."
Basil: "You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!"
Guest: "I'd need a telescope to see that."
Basil: "Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it."

Uploaded: Sep 14, 2016

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Tags: Landscape, General, Surrealism, Specialist and abstract, Digital art, Portraits and people, composite, photoshop

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published 11 months ago
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wilhas0808

wilhas0808

posted 11 months ago

Ah yes, the great herds of scissors moving south as winter begins in the north. I know them all too well, my friend. In the south they will join with the migration of rocks and papers. Usually, they end up fighting among themselves.

tramp963

tramp963

posted 11 months ago

:)