Migration

Guest: "When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that."
Basil: "But that is Torquay, madam."
Guest: "Well it's not good enough."
Basil: "Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."
Guest: "Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea."
Basil: "You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!"
Guest: "I'd need a telescope to see that."
Basil: "Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it."

Uploaded: Sep 14, 2016

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Tags: Landscape, General, Surrealism, Specialist and abstract, Digital art, Portraits and people, composite, photoshop

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wilhas0808

wilhas0808

posted 1 year ago

Ah yes, the great herds of scissors moving south as winter begins in the north. I know them all too well, my friend. In the south they will join with the migration of rocks and papers. Usually, they end up fighting among themselves.

tramp963

tramp963

posted 1 year ago

:)